The story of my nephew, pingpong, and the Philippine government

Me and my uncle were playing pingpong. My 6-year old nephew joined us. Being the kid he is, he doesn't really know how to play except hit the ball and send it flying to space. He wanted a scored match. We complied. Thing is, balimbing siya! Whoever had the most scores, he'd transfer to that side. He isn't a good loser you know.

I told him "Hindi pwedeng ganyan. Balimbing ka eh!". He just laughed it off. I continued, "Sa gobyerno lang ganyan".

He didn't know what "gobyerno" meant.

I envied him.